How I would narrate the Olympics

me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt
english dub sailor neptune: i remember my first kiss... it was with [microsoft sam voice] BRAD

luxuryera:

Empire Mist | Photographer

nhlbruins:

Hockey season is almost here! Off ice testing starts today!

Catherine Deneuve and Françoise Dorléac in London during the rehearsals for The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967)

koobaxion:

polyturtles:

that boy you just called a statistical outlier? he goes home to his cave every day and eats 10,000 spiders. think before you speak

this is a cultural artifact

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

trenzalori:

 

Sakai Hōitsu (1761-1828), Maples and Cherry Trees, after 1817.

theubergrump:

2rad5u:

shorm:

jabberwockyx:

This scene is seriously the cutest thing ever.

          

martha <3