hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

crunchier:

*fails test* it’s a metaphor

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

goldenfleeces:

so many beautiful aus I will never read or write

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superwholock fandom grab ur misogyny

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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karlnesser:

TRUST NO ONE